I like to be a little different with my Evite responses:

Response to Edwin’s the MEGA DIVA’s make over and slumber party:
So the butterfly continued flying from block to block looking for that dandelion where she left her bug purse. She asked the grasshopper, but he replied, “Sorry, I don’t remember where we came from.”

Response to Rachel and Dave’s 4th of July BBQ:
So ‘Lil Grasshappa and Ladybird Beetle continued their journey looking for Ladybird’s missing purse. As they walked the corner of Madison, they were startled when they saw something they never seen before. It was a raccoon. Hello they said, but the raccoon didn’t reply. They didn’t realize that the raccoon was deaf.